Chip clocks in.
Punch card? Check. Tiny boots? On. Our little silicon overachiever takes it from here.
THE SHIFT IS COVERED.$PCHIP SMALL CHIP. BIG TEA ENERGY.
Chips check in.Humans sip tea.
Let the silicon handle the shift.
We’re here for the tea break.
CONTRACT ADDRESS (CA)PCHIP
YOUR_CONTRACT_ADDRESSPUNCHIP PERSONNELNO. 001
OCCUPATIONProfessional clock-in.
01 / THE PUNCHLINEEST. IN THE BREAK ROOM
A little silicon.
A lot of chill.
The internet never clocks out. So we found someone who doesn’t mind clocking in.
Meet Punchip: one tiny chip with an excellent work ethic. PCHIP is a meme for everyone who’d rather trade the daily grind for a good cup of tea.
The chip gets the shift. You get the sip.
02 / THE DAILY RITUALNO MEETINGS REQUIRED
A very good
day at the office.
Same meme.Fresh brew.
You put the kettle on.
Find your favorite cup. Take the good chair. Let “just one more thing” wait a little longer.
THE KETTLE IS CALLING.Meet the break room.
Bring your memes, your tea, and your thoroughly unproductive best self. Pull up a chair.
THE VIBE IS PCHIP.03 / YOU’RE OFF THE CLOCK
The break room
is always open.
Good tea. Better memes. Your kind of people.